Top 10 Reasons Music Festivals Suck

Outside Lands is a big, 3-day music festival in Golden Gate Park, in San Francisco. I caved and bought a ticket for Friday night in spite of the following reasons. My reasons were only reaffirmed when I was there and I’m thankful I didn’t shell out the money for the full 3 days.

  1. Long lines for food
  2. Long lines to get an alcohol bracelet
  3. Long lines to get alcohol
  4. Long lines to pee
  5. Burn out and exhaustion
  6. $$$ Tickets
  7. VIP Areas
  8. Half-assed fans
  9. Having to pick between 2 good bands
  10. Corporate sponsorships

Don’t get me wrong; I liked the line-up and I liked all the performances. Radiohead put on a fantastic show even if I only could watch them on the screen. And #9 wasn’t a problem because no one else played at the same time as the headliner. But I still feel like I paid $100 to go to a crowded Radiohead show.

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