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Someecards.com offers amusingly sarcastic e-cards to either email to your friends or simply read yourself for a good laugh. With topics like, “confessions,” “cry for help” and “workplace,” you know they’re going to be good.

Some highlights:

• Good luck finding shameful entry level employment
• This past month has been the best long term relationship of my life
• It’s going to be a great first marriage
• Sorry my web browser history scared you
• The good news is that she was a cunt